Machine generated contents note: pt. 1 Early Life -- Detroit-Ish -- I Used To Be More Ugly -- Mom -- Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better -- Carey Christmas -- My First Pube -- Waiting Tables Makes You A Bitter Person -- *2B -- My Stupid Trip (Alone) To Spain -- How Shopping Changed My Life -- Home Is Where The Cops Shine Their Helicopter Lights -- pt. 2 Hollywood Life -- Judy Greer Is My Name. Well, Now It Is -- It Takes A Village -- The Week I Had A Beard -- Press Junkets -- Faq -- Celebrities I've Peed Next To -- The Ultimate Best Friend -- Your Compliments Are Hurting My Feelings -- Bad Oscar! -- Papa, Paparazzi -- A Day Off On Location -- Ashton Kutcher Gave My Dad A Harley -- Intolerance -- The Tortoise And The Hare -- pt. 3 Real Life -- Single White Male -- Love Not At First Sight -- Drugstore Therapy -- Dear Laura A. Moses: A Letter To A Friend -- I Don't (Really) Have Enemies -- Random Judy Texts -- He Doesn't Have Aids -- Best Advice I've Ever Gotten --

Contents note continued: All-Time Lonely -- How To Feed Your Stepchildren -- Jobs I Could Have Instead Of Being An Actor -- One Is Not The Loneliest Number -- Dear Diary -- The Manifesto.

The prolific actress best known for her appearances in such productions as the Oscar-winning The Descendants presents a collection of comedic essays on topics ranging from stepmotherhood to midnight shopping trips at the pharmacy.

Greer, a prolific actress, presents a collection of comedic essays on topics ranging from stepmotherhood to midnight shopping trips at the pharmacy. She tells you everything she's figured out after twenty years in Hollywood, what the Academy Awards are actually like, and which celebs she's peed next to.